in honor of saint mafucking valentine's day

Marisa Nakasone has a crush on you 2008 award winners, no longer on hiatus due to the writer's strike.

1) Gay Man Crush Award: Michel Foucault. (honorable mentions: Gilbert and George).

2) Dead Philosopher Crush: two-way tie between Jacques Derrida and Frederic Nietzsche.




3) Ugly (disclaimer: by convention. This is arguable.) actor crush: Steve Buscemi

4) Bad Motherfucker crush: Samuel L. Jackson.






5) Japanese Artist Crush: tie between Yasumasa Morimura and Yoshitomo Nara

6) Cross-dressing hippie slash musician crush: Devendra Banhart

7) British Actor Crush: Tim Roth

8) Possibly Gay Novelist Crush: Chuck Palahniuk